Butter Toast Shoulder Bag

This is a shoulder bag.

It is also a slice of buttered toast.

Soft, plush, and delightfully impractical-looking (but actually very usable), this crossbody holds your small essentials while making strangers do a double take. Finished with a zipper closure and a gold chain strap, so you can wear your breakfast with confidence.

Ideal for errands, gifts, or reminding the world that seriousness is optional.